Saturday, October 2, 2010

BE CAREFUL FRIENDS!! :)























PLZ FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO YOUR FAMILY, RELATIVES AND FRIENDS...

THANK YOU =)



A gentle reminder . ..

In an emergency situation.....

This is for you,

and for you to share

with your wife,

your children,

everyone you know.

After reading these 9 crucial tips,

forward them to someone you care about.

It never hurts to be careful

in this crazy world we live in.


1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do :

The elbow is the strongest point on your body.

If you are close enough to use it, do!


2.. Learned this from a tourist guide.

If a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse,

DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM.

Toss it away from you....

Chances are that he is more interested

in your wallet and/or purse than you, and he will go for the wallet/purse.

RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!


3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car,

kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy..

The driver won't see you, but everybody else will.

This has saved lives.


4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping, eating, working, etc., and just sit

(doing their chequebook, or making a list, etc. DON'T DO THIS!)

The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side, put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go.

AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO YOUR CAR , LOCK THE DOORS AND LEAVE..

If someone is in the car with a gun to your head

DO NOT DRIVE OFF,

Repeat:

DO NOT DRIVE OFF!

Instead gun the engine and speed into anything, wrecking the car.

Your Air Bag will save you.

If the person is in the back seat they will get the worst of it .

As soon as the car crashes, bail out and run.

It is better than having them find your body in a remote location.


5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:

A.) Be aware:

look around you,

look into your car,

at the passenger side floor ,

and in the back seat

B.) If you are parked next to a big van,

enter your car from the passenger door.

Most serial killers attack their victims

by pulling them into their vans while the women

are attempting to get into their cars.

C.) Look at the car

parked on the driver's side of your vehicle,

and the passenger side... If a male is sitting alone

in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back

into the mall, or work, and get a

guard/policeman to walk you back out.

IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)


6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Stairwells are horrible places to be alone

and the perfect crime spot.

This is especially true at NIGHT!


7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control,

ALWAYS RUN!

The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; and even then,

it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ.

RUN, Preferably in a zig -zag pattern!


8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic:

STOP

It may get you raped, or killed.

Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked 'for help' into his vehicle or with his vehicle,

which is when he abducted his next victim.


9. Another Safety Point:

Someone just told me that her friend heard a crying baby on her porch the night before last, and she called the police because it was late and she thought it was weird.. The police told her 'Whatever you do, DO NOT open the door..'

The lady then said that it sounded like the baby had crawled near a window, and she was worried that it would crawl to the street and get run over. The policeman said, 'We already have a unit on the way, whatever you do, DO NOT open the door.'

He told her that they think a serial killer has a baby's cry recorded and uses it to coax women out of their homes thinking that someone dropped off a baby. He said they have not verified it, but have had several calls by women saying that they hear baby's cries outside their doors when they're home alone at night.


10. Water scam!

If you wake up in the middleof the night to hear all your taps outside running or what you think is aburst pipe, DO NOT GO OUT TO INVESTIGATE! These people turn on all your outside taps full ball so that you will go out to investigate and then attack.



Stay alert, keep safe, and look out for your neighbours!

Please pass this on

This e-mail should probably be taken seriously because

the Crying Baby Theory was mentioned on

America 's Most Wanted when they profiled

the serial killer in Louisiana

I'd like you to forward this to all the women you know.

It may save a life. A candle is not dimmed by lighting another candle..

I was going to send this to the ladies only,

but guys, if you love your mothers, wives, sisters, daughters, etc.,

you may want to pass it onto them, as well.

Send this to any woman you know that may need

to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it

and it's better to be safe than sorry..

Everyone should take 5 minutes to read this. It may save your life or love one's life..






Saturday, May 1, 2010

Some of the Weird Statues and Sculptures Around The World!!

"Before someone's tomorrow has been taken away, cherish those you love, appreciate them today." Michelle C. Ustaszeski (n.d.)


The Magic Tap:

Magic tap, which appears to float in the sky with an endless supply of water. In actuality, there is a pipe hidden in the stream of water..

Location: Aqualand, Cadiz .


Madame Chapeau:

Designed to create a dynamics between two streets, this sculpture beams with its presence in the space that was allocated to the artist.The lady is fearlessly counting her money in an area of Brussels that is famous for its pickpockets. She even teases them with her unsnatchable bronze wallet!
Location: Brussels , Belgium .



La Trobe :

A contemporary representation of Charles La Trobe in central Melbourne (This temporary installation was removed at the end of June 2006 and has been acquired by La Trobe University).
Location: Melbourne



The Hanging Rhino :

Location: Potsdam



The Thumb :

Location: Paris - near Arc de la Defense




De Vaartkapoen :

Low down, a young rebel, the Vaartkapoen, reminiscent of a jack-in-the- box, topples over a policeman higher up, thus overthrowing his authority..
Location: Brussels , Belgium



Melting cow

This cow is situated in Budapest downtown on Vorosmarty ter (square). Like a melting blue ice cream.
Location: Budapest


Eating a Biscuit together

Located in Seoul , Korea ,in front of the Bukcheon Museum . Sculptor is Ku BomJu.
Location: Seoul , Korea


The Shark :

The Shark became the most famous resident of Headington when it landed in the roof of 2 New High Street (see map) on 9 August 1986.This ordinary home (built as a semi-detached house in about 1860 but now attached by a link to a second house to the north) suddenly became the centre of world attention, and the headless shark still excites interest today.
Location:2 New High Street, Headington, Oxford
.


Mona Lisa

A Mona Lisa made of computer chips.
Location: Asus Headquarters
.

Location: Stockholm , Sweden .


Disclaimer: All pictures are courtesy of a yahoo mail user.. =)

http://morfis.wordpress.com/2009/12/04/15-eccentric-statues-from-around-the-world/

Friday, April 2, 2010

Just For Fun















As all of us know, laughter is the best medicine. Therefore, be prepared to laugh out loud and keep aside all your sorrows and problems (at least for now). Enjoy!




MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER*

Interviewer: 'What is your birth date?'

Muthu : '
13th October.'
Interviewer : 'Which year?'

Muthu : 'Every year.'

*****


*MUTHU & HIS MANAGER*


The Manager asked Muthu at an interview... .

'Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?'

Muthu replied: 'P-O-S-T-B-O- X.'

*****

*MUTHU & LONDON TRIP*

After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, 'Do I look like a foreigner?'

Wife: 'No! Why?'

Muthu : 'In
London , a lady asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?'. .. that's why.'
Wife : ?????????

*****


*MUTHU & TOURIST*

A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man was born in his village...

Muthu said , 'No sir, only babies were born here.'

*****


*MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT*

Muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach. First he cut off one leg and told it to 'WALK! WALK!'

The cockroach walked. Then he cut off it's second leg and told the same.. The cockroach walked.

Then he cut off the third leg and did the same.

Finally, he cut off its fourth leg and ordered it walk!

But the cockroach didn't walk.

Suddenly, Muthu said loudly, 'I found it. If we cut a cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.'

*****


*MUTHU & DRIVER*

When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver adjusted the mirror.

Muthu shouted, 'You are trying to see my wife, eh? Sit in the back. I will drive.'

*****


*MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL*

Muthu went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he went to the washbasin.

Then when he had finished, he started washing the basin.

Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing.

Muthu pointed towards the signboard


'* WASH BASIN * '

*****


*MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART*

Interviewer : 'Just imagine you're in the 20th floor of a building and it's on fire. How will you escape?'

Muthu: 'It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination. '

*****


Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.